Justin Halpern
5 Shocking Celebrity Personalized License Plates

As soon as I learned photoshop I started doing a lot of dumb stuff.  This was one of the first dumb things I did.  I think the only reason I’m reposting it now, is because of the pride that Elliot Spitzer displays at the fact that he’s found a clever way to show people he sleeps with prostitutes pleases me for some reason.  The rest of these are pretty bottom of the barrel jokes. 

5. ELLIOT SPITZER

4. MEL GIBSON

3. JENNA JAMESON

2. MILEY CYRUS

1. BILL CLINTON

Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles

I did these at my old job with one of my co-workers, Justin Thomas.  It’s definitely one of the weirder things I’ve done.  But there’s something incredibly satisfying about screwing around in photoshop for an hour trying to erase a bicycle that Brad Pitt is riding.

For about eight seconds, I wanted to devote an entire site to “celebritiesridinginvisiblebicycles.com” but then realized there’s a certain lifestyle that goes along with running a site like that, and that lifestyle involves a lot of staying at home and brushes pita chips off your chest so you can masturbate.

BRAD PITT – RIDING AN INVISIBLE BICYCLE


HANNAH MONTANA AND/OR MILEY CYRUS – INVISIBLE BIKE


VINCE VAUGHN – INVISIBLE BICYCLE RIDER


ALBERT EINSTEIN – VISIBLE GENIUS ON AN INVISIBLE BICYCLE


JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT – INVISIBLE BICYCLE


JAKE GYLLENHAAL – WISHES HE COULD QUIT HIS  INVISIBLE BICYCLE

ANDY DICK – JUST WALKING AROUND