I attended San Diego State University, and although I actually really enjoyed it, when I was a student there it was not considered cream of the crop. If you got over a 2.0 and had never fucked a dead body, they’d basically let you in. Anyway, I made these a couple years ago mostly because I was bored and I like to piss off people who went to USC.
5. The San Diego State Worthless Degrees
4. The West Virginia Birth Defects
3. The North Dakota State Absolutely Nothing Who Gives A Shits
2. The Humboldt State Killer Hydroponics
1. The University Of Southern California Date Rapists